“Oohhhh my god… It was like 12am & I went to go potty & a little silver fish bug crawls by me and I squish it. No big deal. And then this giant as fuck centipede crawls into the bathroom under the door & is all like “oh hey!!! I see ur peein’” and then goes back out into the hallway. And then I was looking for it while I was leaving so I wouldn’t step near it in case it decided to lunge and latch itself onto my foot and KILL ME and it was just hanging on the door frame all like “heyyy!! Just watched ya pee!!!”“
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